Multiplayer in Luigi’s Mansion: Dark Moon is really distressing to me because there’s literally a Green Luigi in it. He’s even more lowly than the real Luigi so he has to be Green Luigi. And then there are his even more lowly brothers, Pink Green Luigi, Yellow Green Luigi and Bluigi, all forced to a lifetime of climbing an endless tower hunting ghosts, mumbling a meek “hello” to a brother who isn’t there. I’m going to cry






